Parting in Love

Feel the music. Shall we? The light tune playing in the background while we sit beside each other. Neither holding hands, nor speaking to each other. Just sitting.

I feel like cutting off my legs. So that you will weep and kiss. No, not the hands. They should be there to comfort you, and make you feel I will be there. Without legs. Weird thought, isn’t it? I know it is weird but what can I do; I just go weird with weird thoughts thinking about us in a weird way sitting beside you. I love you.

From where have you come? Which city will you go? I think this, and a lot more, astonished. A face so moon like. Hairs so night like. I feel dizzy. You are so mesmerizing. I want to spend my death with you. I don’t want to spend my life with you and then die someplace else. I want to die in front of you. Close my eyes with my last sight being your eyes.

Why am I crying? I don’t want to cry. What will they think. I am crying because I am with you? This is true but what is not true is their interpretation. Yes, you make me cry. Yes, I would have been laughing had I not been here. You are so pathetic. My heart is crying its heart out. I feel like cutting my right hand too in which, once I had held a bunch of green grass, kneeling down, and had asked you to accept me. There were no flowers in the vicinity. Not my fault. Flowers. Why are girls attracted to flowers? They are the most repulsive things on earth. Especially that red thorny foul smelling piece of shit which feels as if various thin layers of the internal part of someone’s cheek has been peeled off, colored red with blood and bunched together. I like your cheeks. They are so smooth and kissable. I have never kissed on lips. Lips of Angelina Jolie. Haah. Angelina Jolie was out there to kill people, and her husband. Mr. Smith. Mr. Smith, a very Jewish one, planned to kill Hitler. Nazis. They made so many people cry. They burnt them. Cut them. I feel like cutting my left hand. Or is it right? Whatever. I regret the day I proposed you. Had that not occurred, I would not have loved you to the extent I do now. And I would have been smiling. I say smiling and not happy. Because.. you know what, you cutie-beauty, you little fluffy chocolate-pie, you moon-baby.. that I cannot ever again in my life time or till endless eternity be ever as happy as you make me. Chorus had once blathered, no man can be called happy until he dies happily. But I contradict them. I am happy, you sophoclical oedipal morons! And even if I cut all my body parts. And die. I will be called happy because in my lifetime, I got loved by this piece of moon. And, its so terrible but yes, loved her too.

We are parting baby. I cannot bear this. Please speak something. I know all the fear-of-suffering-is-worse-than-the-suffering-itself stuff, but I suffer now. I don’t know if I’ll suffer in the future but I suffer now. Please, let’s never part. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. I will give you all my hands and legs and hats and books. But don’t go away sweetheart. We’ll meet. Right? Will we meet again baby? Haan? Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Please speak something. Something. Something. Please.

‘I Love You. Be there for me always.’

She said. Guys she said something. Please speak again. Once again please let the stream of musical words flow out of the shining glacier of that hell-of-a face. I can die thousand times to hear that, whatever you said.

‘Let’s Go. You will miss your rickety bus.’

Oh. “Let’s Go!”

Love on Grave

She smiled. I laughed. Hysterically. It seems awesome to be in between two women. Wait. Was she a woman?

M-A-R-G-A-R-E-T

Yes. Margaret is usually the name of a girl. She was a woman. So, here I am, sandwiched between two women. And then she, with her fingers, and bloody sharp nails, circles on my chest, diverting my attention from the stone that was behind. Just lie down and try to watch what’s behind your head. It’s difficult. But then I am here doing this. And much more. But then she scratches with her claws.

I scream.

She shouts.

We laugh.

Rain Falls.

It’s black. No living soul in the vicinity. Eerie. What's even more eerie is the fact that below MARGARET is engraved her Date of Birth. People take birth. Pee and Poo in pants. And then they grow. Create Familiar Enemies. Create Unfamiliar Friends. Have Sex. Reproduce. Die. Become MARGARET.

She removes what was covering her upper half of the body. Physically the upper half of the body. We were making love on a dead body lying six feet below me. So, literally I was sandwiched between MARGARET and She. And then suddenly she jumps and stands. Claws stretched forward. I rise. And then we dance. Circling around MARGARET. With upper halves of the bodies uncovered. She and Me. Me and She. She watches.

Drenched in cold water, we hold hands and merrily dance our way through the foreplay. She bites me. Bitch. I wonder what I would answer the next day to my master. The mistress bit me. Hah. Blue Jeans we have on ourselves. And then again we lie on MARGARET. Graveyard is a silent place. No one comes there in the night. At least no one who can respond to the proceedings. The best place to make love. We do something and then something. I hear music. A Rock version of ‘We Wish You a Merry ’. I don’t know from where. All I can see is She and Raindrops falling straight on my face and then bouncing back. Someone on Top. You know. Woman. We make love. Fall.

And then we circle again and dance around MARGARET. Poor MARGARET. I hope she rises from the grave. And makes love in this graveyard on her grave.

I sing the song
That echoes in the yard
Clutched in claws
I sing ‘We Wish You a Merry’

One Day

The CM wakes up rubbing his eyes. Its 6:30! His wife is already in the kitchen preparing breakfast for the two children who are polishing their shoes and getting ready for the school. They are still not out of the sleep. 'They' includes the children and the wife. CM has to drop them to the bus stop and buy packets of milk and bread for the family. Last night, he had gone to bed at 12 in the night after a hectic day ----

THE HECTIC DAY

The CM wakes up rubbing his eyes. Its 6:25! His wife is already in the kitchen preparing breakfast for the two children who are polishing their shoes and getting ready for the school. They are still not out of the sleep. 'They' includes the children and the wife. CM has to drop them to the bus stop and buy a packet of milk for the family. Tomorrow he will have to buy the bread..it'll get over at today's morning tea. He wakes up..and ya.. by the way.. he is not the Chief Minister.. he is a Common Man.. just a pun.. ;) These smileys.. I tell you.. are really useful but our CM really hates them.. why? He, most of the time, does not understand why the hell has SMS been invented at all.. and the SMS lingo goes out of the head.. leave alone smileys. He gets ready and drops his two sons to the bus stand and comes back with the milk. His tea is ready.. hot and steaming.. he wonders how his wife predicts exactly the time of his arrival and he always finds his tea ready for him.. hot and steamy. He picks the newspaper from the gate, takes the front page and gives the middle ones to his wife. They both sip their tea and digest the coverage of massacre that took place in a village nearby. CM gets to read the front page.. the most important of all.. the wife, a bit weak hearted, gets to see the pictures of the dead bodies..huh.. I don't know why they decide to print the detailed photographs in the middle pages inspite of knowing that its the wives who are going to witness them first.

Anyway.. coming back to the cause of the massacre..a boy from a lower caste eloped with a girl from a Brahman family.. so the boy's family members were burnt alive and other people in the village of the same caste were raped and murdered.. wives.. daughters..everyone.. casteism!

They exchange their pages and now the wife gets to know the reason of the pictures she just saw and CM gets to see the pictures of what he just read. Both are horrible. After chit-chatting for a while, they get up for their respective works. They have no maid. So, the wife has to clean up the whole house and our CM takes care of the Chairs, Tables, Computer, Sofa and Dining Table.

He is now done with his work. He switches on the TV. The massacre is everywhere on the news. Some are discussing the cause with an ex-cricketer, some are interviewing a villager - "Jo kuch bhi hua, usme aapka kya kehna hai?".. Fuck off man.. his daughter and wife has been raped and murdered.. what would he say! He changes to an English News Channel.. they are covering the protest of the Indian students in Australia against the discrimination they face due to their colour. Huh.. these Indian girls spend so much trying to be the fairest of all.. and they take no time saying.. you are black.. not fair to the girls.. they must protest.. "Go on.." - this time the wife thinks, watching it from the kitchen!

Our CM thinks what would have happened if all would have been of the same colour.. no black Indians.. no white Americans.. no yellow Chinese.. OR all would have been of same caste.. no kshatriya.. no veshya.. no brahmin.. OR fuck it all up.. change it to the local cable channel.. he must be showing some new movie..

..aah.. its A Wednesday! .."koi maa******d ek button daba kar meri zindagi ka faisla nahi kar sakta".. he hears Naseeruddin say this sentence and over breathes this time with a smile on his face.. as if he killed those terrorists on the runway! Who cares.. both are Common Man.. one getting paid for being so.. the other paying monthly for watching him on pirated discs. The power of common man!

fast forwarding...

He takes his lunch box and water bottle to the 'Ambassador in its last days' and asks the driver to start. The wife goes back from the balcony.. now she will get to see him in the evening. Before that she has to do hell lot of work. Our CM is the king in his ambassador.. the car stops at the traffic signal. There are young boys outside the car selling 'White Tigers' and 'Alchemists' and 'Shiv Kheras'.. some boys are selling 'Forbes'..recently launched in India.. a small girl is selling roses.. he feels pity for her.. but what can he do.. roses are costly.. Rs 10 for one.. its an expensive affair..! Suddenly, he sees a boy of the age of his elder son in an auto-rickshaw buying 10-12 of them.. "Rs. 100-120???? What are these boys gonna do in life.. they spend money like water on their girlfriends.. caring nothing about the work their fathers... like me.. do!", CM thinks.

Its green now.. the vehicles roll off to their respective destinations.. and after 15 mins of drive he reaches his office. He gets in his room.. orders his peon for a cup of tea.. calls his assistants to start the work and opens his own files..

fast forwarding...

His Ambassador has finally given up.. the driver has taken it to the garage and most probably he will be the king again.. tomorrow. Today he has to take an auto-rickshaw. He waits for one at the cross 100 mts. from his office.. there is 'the girl in tight jeans' standing 5 mts away from him... there is no sign of an empty auto-rickshaw. After 20 mins of waiting, he sees one coming... he waives a hand and the auto stops.. but hey.. WTF.. it stopped for 'the girl in tight jeans'..! Frustrated.. he decides to give the city bus a try.. the frequency is quite high during this time.. he thinks.. and going by his thinking.. he sees a bus coming.. he gets inside and finds a seat for himself.. aah.. lucky man!

After 3 stops, 3 college girls get into the bus. One is holding a bunch of 1, 2, 3, 4, ...., 10, 11, 12.. ya 12 roses.. Our CM smiles! He thinks of the boy in the Auto Rickshaw..

"Uncle, please let one of us sit here.. we are very tired.. please!"

They got our CM..! He isn't even occupying the ladies' seat.. anyway.. after a little protest and a lot of counter-protests from the standing passengers.. who, all of a sudden, have started seeing the faces of their daughters in those girls about whom they were fantasizing about having sex with a while ago, he stands up. He stands up and the girls giggle.

fast forwarding...

"You are not even 5 feet long and you have a girlfriend?"

He hears his wife shouting at their younger son who is in eighth class. He, frustrated after the hectic day, also starts beating him up for having a girlfriend. His wife found an Archies Card in his school bag.. it was worth Rs 50! After all, how can a boy from a small town like his can have a girlfriend. Had it been a metro city, it would have been his elder son instead of him.. mistake.. for NOT having a girlfriend even in 1st yr of high school, our CM thinks! He thinks.. and he thinks a lot..! Idiot!

He thinks a lot and beats up his son for purchasing a card worth Rs. 50.. he beats him up for taking his seat in the bus.. he beats him up for stopping his auto-rickshaw for 'the girl in tight jeans'.. for buying roses.. for practicing a version of apartheid.. for raping women.. for practising casteism.. for his miserable life.. for not being brave like naseeruddin shah.. for every problem the world faced today.. he beats him up!

The Hectic Day Ends!

A.. B.. C.. Nudity..

A : Nudity should be abolished from the works of art, it goes against morality.

B : How do you define morality? Is it a democratic term?

B : Should we bring down Khajuraho because it depicts nudity?

A : No, it belongs to a different time and is a part of the cultural history of our country.

B : And if I build another Khajuraho now, should it be demolished?

A : Yes.

B : What the fuck?

B : Are you against M F Hussain's nude paintings of Hindu Goddesses?

A : Yes, it hurts the sentiments of Hindus.

B : And what about his painting depicting a nude Hitler?

A : Its good, he hates Hitler and he accepted it.

B : But he didn't say he hates Hindu Goddesses.

A : So?

B : You hate him for his non-acceptance and like him for his acceptance depending upon what is important to you and what is not and then you make judgement against him.

A : You watch porns. You like them. Would you like to see your family members in any one of them?

B : No. You don't get my point. I cannot even count the no. of temples in which we have semi-nude idols of Hindu Goddesses. We (including, but not limited to, you) go and worship them. But when M F Hussain does the same in his paintings you go all crazy.

C : Chal yaar, aaj shaam ko test hai apna.

A : Abe but...

C : Abe sab galat bhi hai.. sab sahi bhi hai mere baap. Chal le ab. Baad mein nudity discuss kariyo.

Listening to a Crow

You know what I feel. I feel the world is bullshit. Bulls shitting all around. Mean bulls with their mean intentions interacting with each other in a tranquil poise of sufferance. Sometimes, I feel like pissing them off. Off to their ridiculous self. Off you go. Off. Because I am not a bull. Don’t ever mistake me for one. Yaa… but you can, because you are a bullshitting bull.

I am a crow sitting on the bulls. Sitting on the shitting bulls. There are many like me, taking free rides from connaughtplace to hauzkhas, pecking them all the way and finding them helpless to get rid of them. Funny thought. Haah! I am crow. Kaaw-Kaaw. But you think connaughtplace is too far from hauzkhas. I say you bulls have metro. Crows are not allowed inside the metro. Aah. There I hear you saying – “No bull can travel from Connaught Place to Hauz Khas and that crows can fly.” So I say, that is all you care about? that no bull can travel from connaughtplace to hauzkhas? that crows can fly? Can’t a crow joke? Or you think only bulls can? Don’t you feel ashamed of yourself?

Bullshitting bulls. You don’t even think what made the bulls, which used to be the Mercedes once, stop travelling a diminutive distance of connaughtplace to hauzkhas. Or soul to heart. You deprived the crows of the free rides. Bloody bullshitting bulls. But I am a crow. Kaaw-Kaaw. I think about this. So I fly. I fly long long long distances. Travel from one settlement to other. Making the bulls afraid of a visiting bull. Pecking the bulls. There are bulls everywhere. Some show their body. Some the shape. I peck at them.

Some travel in their descendant. Mercedes. The pretty ones. The shape. I peck. Some have black skin with a tail from the neck. At them, I peck. Some are tied to a single pole. The foes. The friends. I peck. The licking bull-pairs who reck. I peck. Am I a poet? No, you moron. I am just a pecker. The pecker with straws and not the one with pebbles. Like the ones you suck from like the pretty (really?) ones on the screen.

I am a crow. A black one. I loved free rides on the bulls. But now I have to think otherwise. Maybe, I can float on the smoke. Or on Mercedes with the pretty ones. By the way, the pretty ones have a tendency to hide their shameless eyes and half of the face with black cowdung cakes for reasons beyond comprehension for a crow. They look sexy. The cowdung cakes. I wish to have a pair of them. And peck at the shameless eyes. And the shape. I am a pervert, you say. Yes I am. You are too. We differ because I Kaaw-Kaaw and you ruminate. Ruminate silently. And then shit. Shit about me. Shit about the pretty ones among the foes or friends. But you wouldn’t shit now because you are a gentle-bull. I have made you feel so. Sorry.

I am joking.

I know you have pointed out many grammatical mistakes. But you can’t expect me to know correct Grammar. Bulls know Grammar. I am a crow. And you say all I say is nothing but crap. Well, crows too have a digestive system. Like You.

Thousand Lives..!

The days are not the same..

As I come off my past..

The morning dews drown my soul..

The wavy breeze blows me apart..

The music of your voice..

Is something I die to play..

Your tender laugh...your gentle giggle..

Takes my breath away...

As the night melts into our souls...

And we melt together as one..

Those private whispers..those friendly jokes...

Makes my body..u being the soul..

Though you are not here...still you are with me...

I can see you..I can feel you..

Breathing every breath with you...

Swaying with you..in those rainy nights..

Is all what I live for..

Kissing away the drops trickling down your face...

Is all what I can die for..

Staying with you is my dream, my desire..

Loving every moment..Living thousand lives..

Dying in your arms is what I crave..

To make this happen..I live..that's all I can say!

What is Love?

What is love?
The feeling of being with her all the time or the feeling of being remembered by her every second..

What is love?
Those dew drops suddenly turning to some romantic poetic noun or these sunrays seeming like emerging rays from a diamond..

What is love?
Grinning all day long for every possible reason or weeping all night with that unusual smile for no reason..

What is love?
Her hair curling slowly all over your face or her eyes staring at something else and still watching you like no one ever did..

What is love?
The music of her voice piercing your heart like cupid's arrow or her fragrance mesmerizing you like the oldest wine available..

What is love?
Feeling cold in sweaty days or feeling hot in spine chilling evenings..

What is love?
The most loved romantic song playing again and again in your iPod or your favorite pineapple cake being prepared by her everyday..

What is love?
The touch of her hand on your palm giving you that satisfying sensation that you always craved for or watching her sleep like a princess and gaining that unexplained unprecedented strength to protect her from the smallest and the biggest problems one could ever face..

What is love?
The intense feeling that you can die straightaway just to retain that beautiful smile on her face or the feeling that you can live thousand lives all alone with a hope to achieve her sometime in the 4th dimension..

Love..
Its amazing.. isn't it?

But..
What is Love..?