Friday, October 29, 2010

A.. B.. C.. Nudity..

A : Nudity should be abolished from the works of art, it goes against morality.
B : How do you define morality? Is it a democratic term?

B : Should we bring down Khajuraho because it depicts nudity?
A : No, it belongs to a different time and is a part of the cultural history of our country.
B : And if I build another Khajuraho now, should it be demolished?
A : Yes.
B : What the fuck?

B : Are you against M F Hussain's nude paintings of Hindu Goddesses?
A : Yes, it hurts the sentiments of Hindus.
B : And what about his painting depicting a nude Hitler?
A : Its good, he hates Hitler and he accepted it.
B : But he didn't say he hates Hindu Goddesses.
A : So?
B : You hate him for his non-acceptance and like him for his acceptance depending upon what is important to you and what is not and then you make judgement against him.
A : You watch porns. You like them. Would you like to see your family members in any one of them?
B : No. You don't get my point. I cannot even count the no. of temples in which we have semi-nude idols of Hindu Goddesses. We (including, but not limited to, you) go and worship them. But when M F Hussain does the same in his paintings you go all crazy.

C : Chal yaar, aaj shaam ko test hai apna.
A : Abe but...
C : Abe sab galat bhi hai.. sab sahi bhi hai mere baap. Chal le ab. Baad mein nudity discuss kariyo.